Watch: dildo in the drawer

“My sex drawer has a lot of kinky sex toys including duct tape, handcuffs, spank ties, a slut paddle, and a candle with wax specifically designed for dripping on skin. There’s also a strap-on dildo hidden in the cartoon strip bag. I like to with some of these toys on my blog.”

One of the first places you might think to hide a dildo is in a drawer, but let’s get strategic about it. Consider the drawers that people are less likely to open, like where you keep your socks and underwear. Slip your dildo into a sock or wrap it in a pair of undies, then tuck it away at the back of the drawer. Alternatively, if you’ve got a drawer for off-season clothes, like those bulky sweaters you only wear in winter, that’s a perfect spot too.

“I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests,” Twitter user @DaddyAllDay captioned the image. The drawer is well-stocked with essentials like tampons, makeup wipes, a hairbrush, scrunchies, two bottles of nail polish remover, a pregnancy test kit and a dildo. The items have caused a stir online. First of all, why is there two bottles of nail paint remover? And secondly, a dildo? So, is the ‘lady drawer’ claimer assuming that his frequent guests will share that same dildo? And what is with the pregnancy test kit? After viewing these questionable items, internet users don’t feel safe to be his guests, ever!

“If you’re banging a dude who keeps a community dildo next to the community hairbrush in a drawer with two bottles of nail polish remover in it don’t just say your safe word, write it on the walls and alert Nextdoor,” writes Twitter user @andreagrims. And many had similar thoughts!

Ladies if you’re banging a dude who keeps a community dildo next to the community hairbrush in a drawer with two bottles of nail polish remover in it don’t just say your safe word, write it on the walls and alert Nextdoor