Watch: scrawniest naked

“Oh, my! It’s a naked little girl running!” Martha replied from the doorway. “With the scrawniest little butt I’ve ever seen! Aw, she’s adorable! Hee, hee! I guess she’s lost.”

Scrawniest little butt?! EXCUSE ME?! Did Martha the Monkey just giggle at the sight of her naked ass as it jiggled down the hall… and say she had the SCRAWNIEST LITTLE BUTT she’d ever seen???

It is, as I write this, one of the last grey and scrawny days of 2020, a year that surely ranks among our greyest and scrawniest. In times like these we need all the good news we can get, so here’s a piece of good, even great news for us all: the world is full of great music we don’t know yet. Just as the stars visible to the naked eye – lovely though they may be – are only a tiny fraction of those in the heavens, the music we know is only a fraction of the music already written. Music can slide into obscurity for any number of reasons, and most of those reasons don’t reflect in the least the quality of the music itself; lots of terrific music is awaiting rediscovery.