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If you’ve , you’ll know my journey into whoredom began in a Soho porn cinema back in the day. My sexual apprenticeship, on the other hand, began a few years later in the German capital of Berlin. As one of the strongholds of Euro porn, Germany subsequently played a huge influence on my sexual exploration.

Without sounding too big-headed, I’m proud to say that I’m something of an expert when it comes to the realm of European porn. So much so that I’ve been nicknamed a “Euro porn nerd” by many. Luckily for you, my dear reader, I plan to share my Europorn wisdom with you.

Then this article is for you! We’re going to delve into ten European countries that have produced some of the greatest Euro smut to have ever graced our screens. Each type of European porn on the list will have a prime example of their best work before I decide on which country produces the very best porn.

To kick off our list of Euro porn champions, I want to start with a controversial one. Depending on your political views, you may or may not class the U.K. as part of Europe. But we’re discussing porn here, people. Let’s put politics aside for our love of smut. After all, this is the country that brought you Fake Taxi!

With a capital city known for being one of the most romantic places on earth, a Euro profile porn of France is a must on this list. It should come as no surprise that France has produced some seriously epic porn over the years, albeit underrated.